The Democratic Republic of United Bosniaks is a small, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 26 million United Bosniaksians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The United Bosniaksian economy, worth 1.39 trillion Bosniak yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,293 Bosniak yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, and jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Bosniaks's national animal is the Mixed Unicorn and Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Bosniaks is ranked 247,957^th in the world and 5,664^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.